Fhina Basbair
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I don't know what to say, except that the book actually left me pretty pissed. I mean, let's start with Miss Anastasia Steele. She's a 21 year old Literature student, and yet she need to do a google research on what a simple word like "submissive" within relationship means. Really? How did she even get to college to study literature and such, where you need a good knowledge of words? She's so annoying and naive, that I'm really speechless! Her inner goddess is always doing everything and so is her subconsciousness. It's always cheering with Pom-Poms like a cheerleader, dancing, smiling, crying, buying coffee, etc etc etc. Endlessly annoyed. GRAH! Then, at the end when she actually knows Christian somewhat and he shows her what it's like to be in a relationship like he would like it, she's so upset about it. It's like "Bitch, you knew what he was into and now you are surprised?" WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! You knew for long time he wasn't into vanilla-sex. Get real girl for Christ sake and stop crying! And he. Oh boy...I don't mind what he's into but he really is fucked up. At least he's not as annoying as she is. One of the few things that was really nice about this book was the development of his character. I didn't had high hopes from the very start, and I'm happy about it. This hole book...story is so flat that it's already entertaining again. Sure there are a few (very little) nice parts in it but most of the time it actually left me screaming because it's so bad! It might be the translation into German but there are a few words you usually wouldn't say as such. And I can't hear anymore "post-coital", "inner goddess" and "subconscious"/"subconsciously". Just fucking NO. These words were all used like 7849274972394723 times in each chapter and I literally moaned each time it came after the second chapter already. For now I'm very happy that I'm done with this book and I have to think well IF I will ever pick up the second book. I truly hope that the movie will be MUCH better than the book was and I really can't understand the hype about it...
